No I didn't!

So, this morning I did not wear 2.5" heels that did not hook on our carpet at the entrance after I did not turn off the light prematurely, which did not result in me tripping, nor falling.  Then I was definitely not saved by the over-sized straps on my over-sized purse

catching on the bannister, not preventing me from falling more than 2 steps backwards an not leaving me with only this bruised fingernail to show for it : /

Hmmmm, me thinks its a good reason to love big purses (that save lives!) and a new manicure :)